Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Useless tips for computer programmers # 121

Choose variable names in your program that can be touch typed one-handed, like "reader", "axes", "lollipop", "phylum", "minimum".

That way you can increase productivity by continuing to work while sipping your coffee.

Friday, 15 June 2007

Surreal joke

A skeleton walks into a bar. Asks for a pint of beer and a mop.
Classic FM today. They have redeemed themselves. (See "Hunger for Seriousness")